My name is Sam. I am an esoteric ironist from the United States.

I use they/them pronouns.

Most personality tests are bullshit, but I'm making a page for my results anyway.

Eventually you'll be able to get an idea of what's happening in my life right now by checking a Now page.

August 1, 2023: This site is still under substantial construction. For instance, I'm redoing the Main page.

June 24, 2023: I am reorganizing the site and working on the CSS to make it a bit more accessible. The basic aesthetic of this site will remain the same, but I am trying to learn more about web accessibility so I can apply it here. This site is going to be a disjointed mess for quite a while.

June 23, 2023: Everything is getting so disorganized. Sorry.

June 22, 2023: Added a bunch of buttons from this Flight Rising thread.

I gather badges, blinkies, icons, and more from around the web. I try to link back to where I found it. If you see something you need taken down, please email me.